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InformationEdit

Richardland Middle School is a school located in the city of Richardland in Wisconsin. It is probably the most famous school in the world. It contains more then 800,000,312 students and faculty. Some students are aliens. The others are Humans.

Number of StudentsEdit

  • Human students: 808,000,312
  • Alien Students: 800,000,000

CoursesEdit

  • Advanced Tactical Training
  • Airponics
  • Anatomy
  • Anthropology
  • Archaeology
  • Astrometrics
  • Astronomy and astrophysics
  • Biochemistry
  • Biology
  • Botany
  • Calculus
  • Cosmology
  • Cryonics
  • Dentistry
  • Endocrinology
  • Entomology
  • Ethnobotany
  • Etymology
  • Eugenics
  • Exo-psychology
  • Exoarchaeology
  • Exobiology
  • Exochemistry
  • Genetic engineering
  • Geography
  • Geology
  • Geometry
  • Gerontology
  • Government and politics
  • Gravimetrics
  • History
  • Dominion history
  • Federation history
  • Ferengi history
  • Human history
  • Vulcan history
  • Xindi history
  • Interstellar history
  • Holophotography
  • Hydroponics
  • Latin
  • Logic
  • Mathematics
  • Medicine
  • Metaphysics
  • Military History
  • Mythology
  • Klingon Mythology
  • Vulcan mythology
  • Nanotechnology
  • Organic Chemistry
  • Ornithology
  • Paleontology
  • Philosophy
  • Ancient philosophy
  • Borg philosophy
  • Hirogen philosophy
  • Human philosophy
  • Klingon philosophy
  • Romulan philosophy
  • Vulcan philosophy
  • Physics and chemistry
  • Physiognomy
  • Klingon Physiology
  • Planetary classification
  • Planetary science
  • Psychiatry
  • Psychology
  • Space psychology
  • Quantum mechanics
  • Bajoran religion
  • Human religion
  • Klingon religion
  • Robotics
  • Seismology
  • Sociology
  • Stellar cartography
  • Subatomic physics
  • Subspace morphology
  • Survival Strategies
  • Temporal mechanics
  • Terraforming
  • Thanatology
  • Transporter Theory
  • Turn-of-the-Millennium Technology
  • Volcanology
  • Warp Theory
  • Creative Writing
  • Xenology
  • Xenomythology
  • Zoology

FacultyEdit

  • Dr. Nelson: Nurse
  • Mr. May: Principal
  • Mrs. Bergin: Librarian
  • Mrs. Wojtczak: School Counceler
  • Mrs. Bronikowski: School secretary
  • Mr. Connell: Janitor
  • Mr. Reed: Maintenance
  • Mrs. Priesgen: lunch person #1
  • Ms. Fraches: lunch person #2
  • Neelix: lunch person #3

TeachersEdit

  • Mrs. Casper
  • Ms. Hintz
  • Mrs. Caya
  • Mrs. Zuge
  • Mrs. Rufener
  • Mrs. Schultz
  • Mrs. Schlitt
  • Mrs. Benedict
  • Mr. Hanlon
  • Mrs. Panawash
  • Mrs. Tortomasi
  • Mrs. Hahn
  • Mr. Fraundorf
  • Mrs. Eisen
  • Mrs. Dittman
  • Mr. Platias
  • Mr. Thompson
  • Mr. Lovejoy
  • Mrs. Miller
  • Mr. Andress
  • Mr. Bui
  • Mrs. Thoele
  • Mrs. Schuler
  • Ms. Hanson
  • Mrs. Thompson
  • Mr. Mueller
  • Mrs. Hintz
  • Mrs. Henrick
  • Mrs. Cincotta
  • Mrs. Sievers
  • Mrs. Madsen
  • Mrs. Horvate
  • Mrs. Skell
  • Mrs. Detert
  • Mrs. Thoele
  • Mrs. Herrick
  • Mrs. Runte
  • Mrs. Johrendt
  • Mrs. Lisko
  • Mrs. Wentz
  • Mrs. Kling
  • Mrs. Kranz
  • Mrs. Bauer
  • Mrs. Johnson
  • 46 other teachers

Amount of Students by genderEdit

  • 1. Of Male Students: 400’000’312 Student(s)
  • 2. Of Female Students: 400’000’000 Student(s)

Human StudentsEdit

  • 1. Of Native American Students: 14’000’000 Student(s)
  • 2. Of Asian Students: 17’000’000 Student(s)
  • 3. Of Hispanic Students: 49’000’000 Student(s)
  • 4. Of Black Students: 28’000’000 Student(s)
  • 5. Of White (non-Hispanic) Students: 700’000’312 Student(s)

Alien StudentsEdit

  • Abbai: 20'000'000
  • Andorians: 29’000’000
  • Antedean: 20’000’000
  • Anticans: 27’000’000
  • Bajorans: 30’000’000
  • Betazoids: 15’000’000
  • Bolians: 15’000’000
  • Brakiri: 18'000'000
  • Breen: 3’000’000
  • Cardassians: 30’000’000
  • Cascor: 6'000'000
  • Centauri: 8'000'000
  • Changelings: 12’000’000
  • Denobulans: 17’000’000
  • Drazi: 14'000'000
  • Ferengi: 29’000’000
  • Gaim: 24'000'000
  • Gorn: 30’000’000
  • Grome: 12'000'000
  • Halkan: 21’000’000
  • Hirogen: 15’000’000
  • Hurr: 24'000'000
  • Hyach: 5'000'000
  • Interspecific reproductive children: 240
  • Ipsha: 5'000'000
  • Jem’Hadar: 28’000’000
  • Kazon: 13’000’000
  • Klingons: 30’000’000
  • Live Eaters: 10'000'000
  • Llort: 20'000'000
  • Markab: 6'000'000
  • Minbari: 29'000'000
  • Narn: 4'000'000
  • Pak'ma'ra: 7'000'000
  • Romulans: 30’000’000
  • Ocampa: 12’000’000
  • Orions: 20’000’000
  • Selay: 24’000’000
  • Soong-type androids: 40
  • Suliban: 27’000’000
  • Talarians: 26’000’000
  • Talaxians: 15’000’000
  • Tellarites: 27’000’000
  • Tholians: 25’000’000
  • Trill: 32'000'000
  • Vree: 4'000'000
  • Vulcans: 30’000’000
  • Xindi: 22’000’000

FloorsEdit

  • 1.Basement
  • 2.Classes A-C
  • 3.Office, Cafeteria, Gym
  • 4.Classes D-H
  • 5.Classes L-P
  • 6.Classes Q-Z
  • 7.Arboritum, Holodeck, Cetecean labs
  • 8.Boys Rooms
  • 9.Boys Rooms
  • 10.Boys Rooms
  • 11.Boys Rooms
  • 12.Boys Rooms
  • 13.Boys Rooms
  • 14.Girls Rooms
  • 15.Girls Rooms
  • 16.Girls Rooms
  • 17.Girls Rooms
  • 18.Girls Rooms
  • 19.Girls Rooms
  • 20.Attic

School SportsEdit

  • Baseball
  • Basketball
  • Football
  • Wrestling
  • Soccer
  • Track
  • Horse Racing

Annual Science FairEdit

The Science fair is held every year in the 2nd Tuesday in October. Each student participating must present a project that has to do with science. Only 20 Students are allowed to participate each year. The most common is the volcano experiment.

Annual School PlayEdit

Each year on the 3rd Wednesday in December and in the 3rd day in May the school Drama club must perform a play based on an original Book, Movie or Event in history.

Dress CodeEdit

The Dress code states that boys and girls must dress differently. The boys must where a blue uniform with blue pants and with a white and red tie. The girls must where a blue uniform with a blue skirt and a red and white tie.

Foundation of the schoolEdit

The school was built in 1874 out of brick and limestone. It has a lot of enrolments and is one of the most famous schools in the world.

RulesEdit

  • 1.All students must be in their rooms at 10:30 every Night
  • 2.Only 4 students are allowed in one room
  • 3.All students must respect others
  • 4.Obey Teachers
  • 5.Never Cheat
  • 6.No Pets allowed in the school

School DanceEdit

Every year the students go to a school dance where there is only one rule. Have fun.

Final TestEdit

At the end of the year all students in their 10th grade year must participate in a final Quiz.

Movie of the weekEdit

Every Friday at 4:00 PM the cafeteria becomes a movie hall. That's because a movie is played in the cafeteria every Friday.